Welcome Worms Poem by Mason Maestro

Welcome, malcontents. Welcome grumblers
You been wide open for Forks
Been ready to pop some gambit corks
Providing these snoutfairs a run
Bombard the pawns til down to one
Lavenfish your pieces, if they stick
The worms may drown you in a crick
Sight those castles through the mist
The tongue-tied kaiser had a cyst
Sicilian defense without cover
Reti Opening you'll rediscover
The many players in hot rotation
Thirty-two in square notation