Wellwhat Do You Know Poem by James Wakelin

walking down the street one day
got into an ugly fight
wouldn't want to tell you more
it was such an ugly sight

well then I crashed my bike
against a gigantic powerpole
I wouldn't want to tell you more
because I'm now on the dole.

Then singing my way home from church one time
I entered an enormous siesmic fault
I didn't have time to say my prayers
I was turned into a pillar of salt! !

I never knew a Lot but I turned my head
to see what was going to happen
and what do you know says Lot's wife
we never knew poor misshapen