Lord Sauron had a problem.
And, it wasn't with a Hobbit.
His latest girlfriend's name
Was Lorena Bobbitt.
Now, Aragorn was terrified.
Gandalf wasn't much better.
The Orcs and Trolls were horrified,
Cause ole Lorena wore that Ring!
What have we here? It's Frodo!
Sword, and Sam, to save the day!
Frodo's sword got that Ring, alright!
Turnabout's fair play....!
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