This morning, while buying Wal Mart, on the way to work...a few things became SO clear to me, walking the aisles....
Clothes....
What self-respecting woman will have her car tuned-up,
...when new Fall clothes are more important?
After all, she'll be the best dressed woman,
...broke down on the side of the road.
Make-up...
I don't care if I have one eyelash left,
...I WILL get that tube of mascara!
I WILL get 2 tubes of that color lipstick,
...and throw them away when a new color arrives.
More make-up...
If a man comments on heavy-handed blusher,
...part of his anatomy goes on a kabob stick.
If a woman comments on the same item,
...'Oh Hon! Show me in the ladies room! '
Wrinkles...
If a man says those lines are really not that noticeable,
...which part of his anatomy kabobed this time?
If a woman comments the same,
...'Oh Hon! Know a good Dermatologist? '
Cars...
A woman notices 'noises' costing $5 to fix.
...by the time she's believed, it's $500 out his pocket.
Why would a woman buy 10w30 motor oil,
...when 20w50 is way cheaper?
Driving speed...
A woman drives like the Indy pace car,
...until she sees it isn't a cop in front of her,
...then, it's back to 'green flag' racing.
'But, officer, I was blowing the carbon out! '
You know it's true! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! All of it!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem