Bowser's a beast,
he smells bad, he is ugly, and he'll flatten you,
he has minions like Pirhana Plants, Lakitus that throw things at you,
he'll roast you,
Kamek will turn you into a Goomba,
his strengh will be enchanced thousands of times,
he's truly evil,
and by the way, where's Mario?
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