Women Vs Men Poem by Rebecca Marie

Women getting ready...
'I'll be done in five minutes'
is the same as....
Men and games...
'I'll be done in five minutes'...
it means
'I'll think about what else I need to do
and when I think of one of the smallest things
like my earrings don't match my shoes'
or 'I forgot I had to change my armor on my character
I will be about an hour longer
because I've discovered more
meaningless things I want to do first' lol