Your Mom Last Night Poem by Rober Fadoodlebob

So I was with ur mom last night,
I was drunk and ur mom was the only one in sight.

Shes pretty ugly but i didnt know untill after we did it.
then I got outta the hotel room pretty quick.

i went to the docters because i knew she was pretty gross.
and they said 'i think you've got AIDs' so i went and got some toast.

So im like the monkeys in africa,
except i dont have that much hair,
any ways your mom told me to go to hell,
and i said 'ill see you there'