You've Never Read Me Poetry! ? Poem by Denis Martindale

You've NEVER read me poetry! ? Not NEVER! ? Oh, my dear!
I've ad poems on der telly and share new ones each year!
Where av you been, ow could dat be? No wonder dat yor sad!
I right poems dat are funny and dey will make you glad!
I giggle when I right dem down or as I type away.
Dat's why I aven't got a frown, I'm gigglin night and day!
Me poems turnup ear and dare, sum even rime and scan,
Although I ain't a millunair, I do der best I can!
I put poems on dat internet once Grammarly gets done
And frank lee I am in it's debt as it corrects each one!


Denis Martindale, for the 3rd of March 2025.