Randy Johnson Poems

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31.
Philanthropist

They just found tons of oil on my property.
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32.
Whooped By A Kindergartner

My teenage nephew is a wimp.
He gets beat up by a shrimp.
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33.
I Love Boobs

34.
Selena

You were murdered in cold blood in 1995.
While you lived, your music career thrived.
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35.
40 Days And 40 Nights

Noah and his family were the only people on Earth who were doing right.
So God caused a flood that killed everybody in 40 days and 40 nights.
All of the people on Earth were evil, it was a time that was dark.
Noah and his family were spared when God told them to build an ark.
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36.
If You Want To Succeed

If you want to succeed, go to college and get a degree.
Study hard and make good grades, that is the key.
Nothing spells success like a good education.
You can be a doctor or President of a corporation.
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37.
Jesus Was The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived

Jesus was the greatest man who ever lived.
He loved to show kindness and he loved to forgive.
He resurrected the dead and made the blind see.
A couple of men wanted to stone a woman who committed adultery.
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38.
Faith In The Lord

A little boy needed an operation that his parents couldn't afford.
They didn't have much money but they had faith in the Lord.
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39.
God Loves Everybody

If you are white, God loves you.
If you are black, he loves you too.
He loves you if you're Asian, Mexican or an Indian.
God loves all races, he loves everyone.
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40.
Neglectful Father

(This is a fictional poem)

The school counselor told me that you have Aids.
You didn't come to me because you were afraid.
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