Randy Johnson Poems

I've seen some racist people who are going to vote for Obama this November.
That is very unusual and it's something that I'll always remember.
You know that Obama is a great man when you see racist people who are going to vote for him.
Even though they're bigots, Obama means a lot to them.
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I told women that I loved them to get them into bed.
I promised them marriage but I dumped them instead.
I was the world's biggest player and that was a fact.
But when I dumped one woman, I came to regret how she would react.
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The thunder roars and the lightning strikes.
The rain is pouring late at night.
Some people hate thunderstorms.
But I've enjoyed them since the day I was born.
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(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM)

My wife has slept with every man on the planet; she's a slut.
The only way to stop her is to sew her v##### shut.
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(This is a fictional poem)

I like hot dogs with chili and I like them real good.
I'd eat them all day long if I could.
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(This is a fictional poem)

My wife is late again, what am I going to do?
If she's pregnant, this will make child number twenty-two.
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He tried to get her a green card but he failed.
He married her so she could stay in America and now he's in jail.
He did what he did because her uncle gave him five grand.
That amount of cash was something that he could not withstand.
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God always opens a window when he shuts a door.
He will take care of you like the times he did before.
You lost your job but God will see to it that another one comes along.
Have faith in the Lord and he'll never steer you wrong.
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