Randy McClave Poems

Itchy, irritating little pest
Now you have landed upon my chest
First upon my dog now you jump on me
I hate you, I hate you, you little flea
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When I was just a tyke,
I would never walk I would hike,
And if I needed to travel far,
I wasn't taken in a car.
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I will not be ruled by any man
Who would tell me what not to do or what I can
To no-one will I get down upon my knees
Where my existence is for them only to please,
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She and I met so very long ago
When times were different and very slow
She had caught my heart which I won't deny
Oh how I do wish, I had let her inside.
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My heart is heavy, but my soul is light
And like a bird I want to take flight
Leaving my troubles and worries far behind
I want to sail the skies and forget mankind
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Though he knew that he was very sick
That smoking habit he could not kick
So in the hospital he went and stayed
And we at home just sat and prayed.
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Jealousy is such a hated mistress
When she attacks romance without salvation
She causes anxiety and also distress
She is Satan's earliest and happiest creation.
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I am the master of my destiny
The captain of my ship
Sailing the oceans and the sea
My fortune and providence is my trip.
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If I were a weak man,
I think I would have been a drinker,
I would have no worries of my own,
And I wouldn't have to be a thinker.
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When a single woman becomes thirty
She becomes very impatient and flirty,
Her childbearing years are now in high swing
Now she is desperately looking for a wedding ring,
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