Did you know that God above,
Created you for me to love?
He raised you in a far away place.
And still he brought us face to face.
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Adam said it was the fault of Eve.
Eve blamed that serpent snake.
The snake tried blaming everyone else
No leg to stand on, he was a fake.
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Would you sponsor me to sit on my butt
And eat twinkies while drinking soda pop?
To give birth to a dozen little children too,
Who won't know their daddy, not sure if I do?
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How do we glorify the Son of Man,
The firstborn of the Father and Great I Am?
Whose Holiness, Faithfulness, Mercy and Grace,
Along with His Majesty are always in place.
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Rat a tat whack.
Click click clack.
Gurgle gurgle boil,
Splat splash splat.
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Hopscotch on the sidewalk.
Horse shoes in the grass.
Little ones running in circles,
Saying 'look at me, I'm fast.'
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Beauty and grace are seen on the face
Of my beautiful ballerina.
If I could turn back time
Your sweet surrender is mine,
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The Pirate president signed into law,
"Shiver me timbers" is not politically correct.
But now "Me timbers shiver, "
Is the new and approved dialect.
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I am not an Archie Bunker,
Who hates everyone all the same.
And when it comes to racist,
I have never been called that name.
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