Magic beans,
are they good for our hearts?
Cause' the magic that comes from these little beans
seems to give us explosive farts.

There are ones that are silent but deadly
they could kill you.....I'm willing to bet
I don't mind the ones that are noisy and dry
but, I sure hate the ones that are wet.


Magic beans are in the air
just take a big whiff....you can tell
There is only one thing I would do to these beans
I would magically take out the smell.