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Roger Horsch
Jackson, Michigan USA
Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Magic Beans

Rating: 4.5
Magic beans,
are they good for our hearts?
Cause' the magic that comes from these little beans
seems to give us explosive farts.

There are ones that are silent but deadly
they could kill you.....I'm willing to bet
I don't mind the ones that are noisy and dry
but, I sure hate the ones that are wet.


Magic beans are in the air
just take a big whiff....you can tell
There is only one thing I would do to these beans
I would magically take out the smell.
Roger Horsch
Topic(s) of this poem: funny
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COMMENTS
Jazib Kamalvi 31 August 2017
A nice poetic imagination, Roger. You may like to read my poem, Love and Lust. Thanks
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Kelly Kurt 03 April 2015
Wonderful and witty, Roger. Thanks for sharing.
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Lee Fones 24 January 2015
great, funny and witty, keep it up
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Rajesh Thankappan 24 January 2015
A factual problem put humorously. Liked it, thank you. Since the current topic on PH is on ‘ Peace, ’ I invite you to read my poem entitled ‘ A Nice Wise Guy, ’ on PH
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