As I write this,
I'm a poorly man.
Try to make it rhyme,
Do the best I can.
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Rainbows, rainbows are everywhere,
To catch the eye and stop and stare.
And brighten up this dark nightmare,
To show front-liners we love and care.
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The following list has been painstakingly complied.
A wretched list of scum and villainy lockdown breakers,
That have ever aired the good light and grace of day...
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Hey Johnny! Why so forever glum,
Is it because of where you dwell.
Where the people are never friendly
And make your life a living hell.
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Oh! Those wicked wicked fairies!
They've committed yet another crime.
For they've stolen my garden furniture,
And they've gone too far this time.
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I add a little bit of nonsense,
That has been finely ground.
And a small slice of silliness,
Two ingredients to fool around.
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Running through a red light,
Speeding through a dark night.
Driving through relentless rain,
Desperate to hold her again.
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