Bri Edwards Shopping Poems

The plane fare to the tropic island was $900 (round-trip) ,
and on the island's thorny growth, my Armani swim suit did rip.
Our rustic sleeping accommodations there were another $1000 a night,
and our so-so meals were 'extra', AND prices on their wine list were 'out of sight'!
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The day before Valentine's Day, she goes out shopping.
She has several gifts in mind, so she goes store hopping.
To Victoria's Secret she first does go, her girlish figure in tow.
She means to purchase panties and other ‘secret things' to show ……
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I was shopping at the grocery store when in walked a hippopotamus.
It was my first time seeing a ‘hippo' there, and management made such a fuss!
They checked first to see if it'd tracked in river mud ….or something WORSE.
AND they watched to see if Miss Hippo would put a watermelon in her purse.
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