I don't know why it's so hard to find
A 'greeting' card of a different kind.
One that is simple, yet so direct
That is tasteful and not suspect.
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Darwin had a fish named Very Brighte
‘Twas marked with spots of orange amongst the white
Such a fine example of selective breed'n
'Twould be a shame to see him eat'n.
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It's not the best
Of neighborhoods
But why throw her out
In this weather
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And the alternative?
Those who as saprophytes live
Expecting others to sacrifice
So they can exist in deluded peace
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Poems are like chocolate
The more you taste the more desperate
You become to sate your lust.
The muses tease and offer just
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Mostly he just stood there
Next to the fence
Looking at what,
We knew not
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Karl Ludwig Kahlbaum
In 1874, Karl Ludwig sat
Staring at his cat
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Old age is a stage in our lives,
and like all other stages
it has a face of its own,
its own atmosphere and temperature,
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There hidden in the abdomen
Are two glands in men
Poised along side the urinary tract
Located in the lower back
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Like the goats of old
These ones grow increasingly bold
For they see that at the end
There's more food for those who remain in the pen.
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