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- Drop That Soda. Pick An Apple! An Apple or a Coke Both ...
- Punch Line Yesterday I really had it going on.
- Flower Obsession I, a bee buzz, land, flee
- Transitions Got up in the morning Went to bed at night I ...
- Tree Girl I did meat a vegetarian had a short fling but ...
- Speed Of Light(Einstein) Einstein, Albert, to be precise, ...
- More Fish There are more fish in the sea. Like my granny ...
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Drop That Soda. Pick An Apple!
An Apple or a Coke
Both satisfy a bloke
An Apple is more sustaining
A Coke plays a nasty joke
Pick that apple from the store and tree
It is much better for you and me
An 8 ounce Large Apple has
23 grams of sugar,5 grams of fiber
0.4 grams of fat,13 milligrams of calcium
240mg Potassium, and 116 calories.
8 ounces of Coke Classic has 27 g sugars
zero fat, zero potassium, zero Calcium
zero fiber,30mg sodium, and 97 calories.
Assuming the soda was sweetened by High Fructose Corn Syrup
it contains about...
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