simon elf

simon elf Poems

1. No Luck With The Woman 7/13/2011
2. So Hot 7/22/2011
3. More Fish 7/28/2011
4. Speed Of Light(Einstein) 9/3/2011
5. Tree Girl 1/5/2012
6. Transitions 2/7/2012
7. Wild Love Young 2/17/2012
8. Bad Love Good 3/19/2012
9. Death Takes A Vacation In Springtime 3/22/2012
10. Very Important People 4/18/2012
11. The Amazing Liver 5/8/2012
12. Flower Obsession 1/28/2012
13. Punch Line 2/2/2012
14. Drop That Soda. Pick An Apple! 5/17/2012

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Drop That Soda. Pick An Apple!

An Apple or a Coke

Both satisfy a bloke

An Apple is more sustaining

A Coke plays a nasty joke

Pick that apple from the store and tree

It is much better for you and me

An 8 ounce Large Apple has
23 grams of sugar,5 grams of fiber
0.4 grams of fat,13 milligrams of calcium
240mg Potassium, and 116 calories.

8 ounces of Coke Classic has 27 g sugars
zero fat, zero potassium, zero Calcium
zero fiber,30mg sodium, and 97 calories.

Assuming the soda was sweetened by High Fructose Corn Syrup
it contains about...

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