Simon Townsend

Rookie (Yorkshire)

Simon Townsend Poems

1. Clown & Out 7/19/2012
2. Missing 7/19/2012
3. Dismember 7/19/2012
4. It's A Saveloy 7/19/2012
5. Selfish Shellfish 7/19/2012
6. Fairy Story 7/19/2012
7. Eric's Appetite 7/19/2012
8. To Be Sure, To Be Sure 7/19/2012
9. Unwanted Bread 7/19/2012
10. Piggy Fm 7/19/2012
11. The Holy Braille 7/19/2012
12. My Book 7/19/2012
13. Bricks & Shorter 7/19/2012
14. Bird Bath 7/19/2012

Comments about Simon Townsend

  • Harriet James (7/19/2012 2:46:00 PM)

    Very funny punny rhymes Mr Townsend, thank you. I'm going to keep them to make homemade Christmas crackers if you don't mind. You will be fully credited of course, just like Granny, who lost her teeth overnight. The best of greetings, fun and good will this holiday season.

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Best Poem of Simon Townsend

Bird Bath

I watched a bird having a bath
A lovely sight for certain
Then with a fright she spotted me
And pulled the bathroom curtain.

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