Stanley Cooper

Rookie - 20 Points (August 4th,1926 / New York City)

Stanley Cooper Poems

361. I’m An Octogenarian 3/5/2006
362. Straight Lines 4/27/2006
363. My Rhyming Block 2/13/2006
364. War 1/23/2006
365. Split Infinitive 10/18/2009
366. Humoresque 11/23/2010
367. Keep A Stiff Upper Lip 11/23/2010
368. The Good Old Days 2/7/2007
369. Poetic Stagnation 5/15/2007
370. Mr. Weatherman, Please Tell Us Plainly 5/10/2007
371. Gravitation 10/25/2007
372. Collosal Blunder 5/10/2007
373. Circular Reasoning 7/14/2007
374. Greatness 3/6/2008
375. My Epicurean Delight 2/22/2008
376. A Wordy Worthy Pet 11/24/2007
377. Tears 2/22/2008
378. Puddinhead Bush 9/25/2007
379. Work Of The Devil 4/19/2008
380. A Touch Of Color 1/21/2009
381. Cannibal Eating Rites (Or Wrongs) 12/19/2005
382. Sesquipedalianism (The Use Of A Long Word) 12/19/2005
383. People And Monkeys 12/31/2005
384. Happy New Year 12/31/2005
385. Grand-Stranding 12/30/2005
386. Language Of Artists 5/17/2006
387. Knowing 5/27/2006
388. My Stetson 1/11/2006
389. Past-Present-Future 1/14/2006
390. I Guess I'M Not Profound 1/7/2006
391. Sock It To Me 1/10/2006
392. I'Ll Never Know 1/5/2006
393. Poetic Balance 1/20/2006
394. The Devil Made Us Do It 4/27/2006
395. Spam And Eggs 4/17/2006
396. Dragon Lady 3/18/2006
397. Things I Wonder About 3/10/2006
398. Incongruous 3/9/2006
399. Bushy-Tailed Cronies 3/8/2006
400. Nothing To Sneeze About 3/4/2006

Comments about Stanley Cooper

  • coopoer (6/26/2018 7:26:00 AM)

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  • logan paul (1/31/2018 5:09:00 AM)

    amazing poem just the best

  • Sallie Howson (5/10/2007 4:21:00 PM)

    thoroughly enjoying reading your poetry. sallie

  • Michael Shepherd (1/10/2006 4:48:00 AM)

    Hi Stanley. I enjoy your lively mind and wish I'd come to your poems earlier... but here I am now. It does you credit, and all power and good health to you. Take care. Michael

  • G. Murdock (12/12/2005 9:06:00 PM)

    A renaissance man and wordman of impeccable wit. This is how a review of your work would read if it were written by me. I enjoyed all of your works. Thanks for your poetry Mr. Cooper

Best Poem of Stanley Cooper

Punctuation

Punctuation, stepchild tool of writing
Does not get it’s write-ful due
If we stopped this literate slighting
It would be a literal coup

The period we see as a dot
Has such a vital essence
The reason we use it a lot
Is to forestall a run-on sentence.

Colons: are sometimes used
To act as sentencing braces
Colons called semi; help us fuse
Connecting multiple phrases

To combine a compound adjective
The hyphen-comes into play
Question marks? are for the inquisitive
While commas, show delay

If writing is your avocation
And hope ...

Read the full of Punctuation

Linguistic Anguish

I suffer so with linguistic anguish
At corruption of our English language
Spouting double negative pollution
Ascertains no positive conclusion

There ain’t no sense, I have to say
In speaking in this kind of way
I seem to find it most confounding
Why double negatives remain abounding

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