Stanley Cooper Poems

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91.
Doctor Doctor Hear Me Out

Doctor, Doctor, hear me out
I fear I've got poetic gout
I'm in the need of diagnosis
Inform me of my rhyme prognosis
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92.
I'Ll Never Know

My father had the right idea
Whenever he would scold me
“I’ll tell you when I’m wrong”, he said
But, alas, he never told me
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93.
Grand-Stranding

With little success at hair retention
I've one strand left of small dimension
Scalped this way, I'm not enthralled
One-stranded now, I'm follicle-y bald
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94.
Cannibal Eating Rites (Or Wrongs)

When a cannibal man is thinking of choosing his just dessert
Must his family, friends and neighbors go on a red alert?

If his main dish consisted, of people fricassee
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95.
Sesquipedalianism (The Use Of A Long Word)

Books that are comprised
Of words too oversized
Will most often be apprised
As writing that is wrong
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96.
A War Of Pretext

They looked under Saddam’s bed
No W-M-Ds found there
Searching overhead
The shelves there too were bare
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97.
Knowing

How do people know they know
Those things they are cocksure of?
Certainty does overflow
When acting so assured of
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98.
Language Of Artists

Poets rhyme with words
Dancers dance with grace
Sounds of music’s heard
In notes we all embrace
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99.
People And Monkeys

I think it’s most implausible
We come from apes or monkeys
Yet I wouldn’t be surprised at all
To learn we come from donkeys
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100.
Happy New Year

The first of January rolls around
Like clockwork it appears
I find it’s timing most profound
As it brings us each new year
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