Susan Sparks Poems

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1.
What Is Love?
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Love is seldom getting mad
Love is giving all you had
Love is taking moonlit walks
Love is sharing private thoughts
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I'M Fat!
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I'm fat, I'm fat
We can't have that.
I want to be thin
Cuz thin is in.
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Jeremiah Really Is A Bulldog
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Jeremiah NEVER was a bullfrog
But he WAS a good friend of mine.
Jeremiah REALLY is a bulldog
And of this thing I did decide:
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Ode To Menopause
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Somebody please put out the fire-
These hot flashes are something I don't desire.
Oh God, why is this happening to me?
These hot flashes are turning me into
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Flatulence Will Get You Everywhere
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Flattery will get you nowhere
Butt flatulence is different
Bottle it and sell it
And try not to inhale it.
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He's A Neat Freak Freakin' Out
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Neat freak freakin' out:
This describes my husband- there is no doubt
That he drives me utterly deranged
With all his nit-pickin'
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Never Quite Good Enough Is Quite Good Enough For Me
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Verse One:

Never quite good enough is quite good enough for me.
It's not my damn fault that he was abused
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Possible Impossibilities
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Those possible impossibilities
They cloud my brain
With all sorts of uncertainties...
How can there be such a thing as infinity? -
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God's Beauty
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Verse 1:
Have you ever looked at God's beauty
sent from Heaven above?
Have you ever looked at God's beauty
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10.
An Ode To A Toad Named Frank
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I had a pet toad
His name was Frank.
He walked pigeon-toed-
That's why he drank.
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