you can cry, you can spy, Break into the house of a friend
see that Nazi, He needs a mommy, being the drama queen
any night when he's alone
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To all my friends on Facebook
And all those who are not
I want to bring you up to date
On a little problem that I've got
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every relationship you've ever had
Ended up turning bad
Everyone, all of them, broke your heart
good ones or bad ones, you just can't tell them apart
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Used to, we built bridges between us
Established a high level of trust
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One day you'll get a friend request
"How do you know me" you ask
"I've seen you at the park" he replies
"But how do you know my name" you ask again,
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I'm a simple man, Not complicated at all
I don't need exotic vacations
Or go to stadiums in the fall
I don't need to see the latest movies
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I have a friend named Tammie who takes care of me while I'm ill She's very good at her job and the best part is She doesn't give me a bill
She's funny, energetic just as pretty as can be, And She has a deep Texas accent, Why she likes to shop at the dolltree
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Coming Home Again
Approaching The End Of Another Long Absence
Away From Home, Spouse, Pet And Life
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On this day I have to Observe,
What a fine woman our Kelly has become
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