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Writer is a proper-in-public (more or less) /unrepressed-in-private Christian lady ('Lay-deeeee! ') . This is not to say that I'm somehow dishonest - the word is prudent... Thanks for reading. Have a laugh! LITS.)

The Best Poem Of U R Able

A Small Town Girl Meets A Cow Poke

I'm just a little heifer
From a bitty cow town.
I'm fresh off the bus, Cowboy,
Will you show me around?
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Why, howdy-do, pretty Missy,
Ah gots a dandy plan.
Jus' let me take your sweater,
Yer in very good hands.
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Thanks kindly, it's scorching, and
I hanker for a rest
(He's OH so strong and manly!) ...
Can you show me where's best?
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There's a warm hayloft, Honey,
Down the road a lil' piece.
If you want, Ah'll lay down too,
Let's share some sweet release...
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Whoa, son, I've seen it done some
By rutting animals!
And it don't look much like fun - -
Them poor cows and big bulls!
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Nowww, Sugar, don't you fret none -
You ain't NO way no cow!
But you bet, I'm a big 'un -
And that ain't no BULL, no how!
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........... Welllllllllllllllllllllllll..........
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Then boy, pleeeease ride me hard like
Those broncos that you break.
I've got a LOT of spirit...
Do you have what it takes?

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That filly, she was ripe, and
His jeans was fit to bust...
He unzipped them, she swooned, then
They kicked that hay to dust!

Lo, by noontime next day on,
When all was said and done,
He'd roped, tied n' branded her...
She'd cleaned his pearly gun!

Nows her n' him are hitched, they
Play 'Bang 'Em Up' alllllll night,
Feeding each other sugar
They trick-ride, holding tight.........

YEE HAWWW! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !


(Gotta love a good 'poke! ; ])

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