U R Able

A Small Town Girl Meets A Cow Poke

I'm just a little heifer
From a bitty cow town.
I'm fresh off the bus, Cowboy,
Will you show me around?
Why, howdy-do, pretty Missy,
Ah gots a dandy plan.
Jus' let me take your sweater,
Yer in very good hands.
Thanks kindly, it's scorching, and
I hanker for a rest
(He's OH so strong and manly!) ...
Can you show me where's best?
There's a warm hayloft, Honey,
Down the road a lil' piece.
If you want, Ah'll lay down too,
Let's share some sweet release...
Whoa, son, I've seen it done some
By rutting animals!
And it don't look much like fun - -
Them poor cows and big bulls!
Nowww, Sugar, don't you fret none -
You ain't NO way no cow!
But you bet, I'm a big 'un -
And that ain't no BULL, no how!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........... Welllllllllllllllllllllllll..........
Then boy, pleeeease ride me hard like
Those broncos that you break.
I've got a LOT of spirit...
Do you have what it takes?


That filly, she was ripe, and
His jeans was fit to bust...
He unzipped them, she swooned, then
They kicked that hay to dust!

Lo, by noontime next day on,
When all was said and done,
He'd roped, tied n' branded her...
She'd cleaned his pearly gun!

Nows her n' him are hitched, they
Play 'Bang 'Em Up' alllllll night,
Feeding each other sugar
They trick-ride, holding tight.........

YEE HAWWW! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

(Gotta love a good 'poke! ; ])

Poem Submitted: Saturday, December 30, 2006
Poem Edited: Friday, December 17, 2010

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Comments about A Small Town Girl Meets A Cow Poke by U R Able

  • Chinedu DikeChinedu Dike (10/10/2014 1:22:00 PM)

    A lovely narrative poem, erotic in nature but not obscene. Well articulated and nicely penned. I enjoyed it alot. Thanks for sharing. Please read my poem MANDELA - THE IMMORTAL ICON.

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  • Ravi Chandran (4/25/2007 4:57:00 AM)

    that is a very great thinking of yours. you are really blessed with imagination and true use of words. i really enjoyed very much.
    please read my poems at www.poemhunter.com/ravi-chandran
    i will be very greatful if you comment me
    \thank u keep it up.

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  • Chuck Audette (1/3/2007 2:15:00 PM)

    hee haw! What spurred on this poem, I wonder? It's just like a cowboy to stirrup a woman's heart. Great rhymes and wonderful unbridled enthusiasm in this poem, U.R. -chuck

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  • Alison Cassidy (1/1/2007 12:22:00 AM)

    This is a raunchy read, Miss Able. And a right risque ride for a Ripping New Year. love, Allie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  • Brian DornBrian Dorn (12/30/2006 3:06:00 PM)

    Naughty, naughty... but ohhhh so able! ;)

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