Vanish Windows Poems

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1.
Hot Stuff
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My lover whips off his trousers,
my eyes open wider,
hot steam rises....
I lick my lips,
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2.
All At Sea
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His lips are an ocean
lapping her breast

Her fingertips explore the swell
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3.
A Handsome Young Man From The Curragh
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A handsome young man from the Curragh
Made it known he was terribly thorough.
If his lover was faking
When they were love making
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4.
There Was A Young Man From Kildare
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There was a young man from Kildare
Wo was known for his beautiful hair.
His girl-friends would smile
At its elegant style
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5.
An Actress Whose Name Was Amelia
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An Actress whose name was Amelia
Got glowing reviews as Ophelia.
When Hamlet came on
Her comment was, 'Hun,
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6.
There Once Was A Handsome Young Gigolo
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There once was a handsome young gigolo
Who had a most sensitive piccolo
his girlfriends would say
they preferred it that way
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7.
A R***y Old Man From Amalfi
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A randy old man from Amalfi
said, 'I know I shall never be wealthy,
but I scatter my seed
whenever I need,
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8.
A Chap Who Was Known To Be Spanish
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A chap who was known to be Spanish
would dance with a poet named Vanish
They fandangoed all day
and we all heard her say,
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9.
Breakfast With The Mona Lisa (Not)
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Enjoying jam today (his Continental breakfast)
my lover poses like the Mona Lisa
in front of a spiky Italian rock.
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10.
The Birthday Present
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You gave me the Kama Sutra.
The pop-up edition - with full
chance for reader participation,
and plenty of tabs to pull.
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