My lover whips off his trousers,
my eyes open wider,
hot steam rises....
I lick my lips,
...
His lips are an ocean
lapping her breast
Her fingertips explore the swell
...
A handsome young man from the Curragh
Made it known he was terribly thorough.
If his lover was faking
When they were love making
...
There was a young man from Kildare
Wo was known for his beautiful hair.
His girl-friends would smile
At its elegant style
...
An Actress whose name was Amelia
Got glowing reviews as Ophelia.
When Hamlet came on
Her comment was, 'Hun,
...
There once was a handsome young gigolo
Who had a most sensitive piccolo
his girlfriends would say
they preferred it that way
...
A randy old man from Amalfi
said, 'I know I shall never be wealthy,
but I scatter my seed
whenever I need,
...
A chap who was known to be Spanish
would dance with a poet named Vanish
They fandangoed all day
and we all heard her say,
...
Enjoying jam today (his Continental breakfast)
my lover poses like the Mona Lisa
in front of a spiky Italian rock.
...
You gave me the Kama Sutra.
The pop-up edition - with full
chance for reader participation,
and plenty of tabs to pull.
...