The Prince of Pompadoodle
Lived behind a castle wall.
Behind a moat, behind a guard
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There were some wasps in our town
Who, with their wondrous wives,
They suckled at the bramble bush
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Once you were two,
dear birthday friend.
In spite of purple weather:
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The party of the first part
And the party of the next
Were partly participled
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O, Mamie minded Momma
'Til one day in Singapore
A sailor man from Turkestan
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A song not for now
You need not put stay ..
A tune for the was
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