Neil Milliner (Australia)

A cuppa tea fer little me
That is all I ask
You can have yer whisky, duty free
From yer crystal flask
Keep yer rums, yer cocktails
And all yer finest wine
A cuppa tea fer little me
That'll do just fine
Does it come from China?
Sri Lanka or Zaire?
I'll still drink it just the same
I really do not care
So what if I don't get plastered
So what if I don't get "high"
A cuppa tea is what I want
And that is what I'll buy