ronald stroman (03/14/56 / philadelphia, pa)
A Toilet Poem
Some may think that
time is motionless,
sitting on the toilet;
while reading a newspaper.
When I know,
there is too much serious sh#t,
too much time,
and stink around,
thinkin' about,
which unpaid bills
to flush,
which for me,
if there is no magazine to read:
certainly an azz-hole full of problems,
in a world full of worry,
stuck-up my BEHIND,
which only seems...
to piss me off even more.
especially if... my attitude,
is awfully SHITTY
from the beginning,
the very minute,
I scrunch my AZZ up
from the toilet seat:
contemplating so much
I have to wipe.
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