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Another Reason Why I Don't Keep A Gun In The House
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The neighbors' dog will not stop barking.
He is barking the same high, rhythmic bark
that he barks every time they leave the house.
They must switch him on on their way out.
The neighbors' dog will not stop barking.
I close all the windows in the house
and put on a Beethoven symphony full blast
but I can still hear him muffled under the music,
barking, barking, barking,
and now I can see him sitting in the orchestra,
his head raised confidently as if Beethoven
had included a part for barking dog.
When the record finally ends he is still barking,
sitting there in the oboe section barking,
his eyes fixed on the conductor who is
entreating him with his baton
while the other musicians listen in respectful
silence to the famous barking dog solo,
that endless coda that first established
Beethoven as an innovative genius.
Billy Collins
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Luke Johnson
(12/15/2009 7:48:00 PM) |
Joe Rock, you took this poem way too serious. This is a humorist sharing his wretched misfortune with all of us.
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Louie Levy
(11/15/2009 12:53:00 PM) |
Your reflection and perception of a 'Gun' inference to solve a most common
'pestering' for Peace among neighbors, succeeds in patronizing the Pet and kindly
tolerate their enslaved companion. Had the 'Genius' of Ancient, Activist Musicians dealt alike with tyrant, murdering 'Hecklers', such complacency would have never provided any poem's author with literary amusement. Not such as WMD technology hath ended all wars, as we were led to believe as WW 2 Veterans, There's a more simpler solution to shut down inconsiderate 'Barking'. All animals do have their birth right to communicate within hearing range. Please allow me to collaborate and share a learned solution.
'There were Barks from the left of my fence and likened responses from the right side. Flanking from the rear were two megaphoning Dobermans, ready at Guard - An audience with faint bark applause were in harmony within ear shout distance from somewhere.'
My call to our local trusty and loving 'Animal Control' officers had all the provokers for peace among all neighbors by the space age technology of a mild shocking 'Barking Collar'. One button depressed and the animal is trained to shut itself up and keep all we more disaplined animals happy and Loving?
Now? What to do with the evil brains of all war mongers and fanatic, dogma barkers
Any Ideas out there? Repectfully, Mr Collins, you are a stimulus sort of inspire,
to say the least, Thank you!
...louie
NYC bred
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Joe Rock
(10/8/2009 12:11:00 AM) |
The title doesn't really jive with the poem, as it seems like he doesn't mind the dog enough to shoot it. Plus, the narrator sounds like a sissy who is afraid of guns and listens only to classical music. But what do you expect from Billy. Blegh.
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Craig Steiger
(8/28/2009 6:13:00 PM) |
I spoze Billy's right- humor is the best weapon! If you can't quiet the doggie, mizewell laugh about him!
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James Timothy Jarrett
(5/17/2009 3:32:00 PM) |
Drop dead hilarious. Great to see I am not alone in this world.
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Allan Thorne
(5/16/2009 2:15:00 PM) |
What a hoot! Really got me laughing. Maybe this is the root of minimalist music?
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Michael Gale
(4/9/2009 9:45:00 PM) |
Hey Billy: This poem brings to mind an episode of the TV series Seinfeld, Where Elaine Benis cannot get any sleep because of a constant dog barking nonstop, Elaine then hires Newman the postman and Cosmo Kramer who go and kidnaps the same said dog, but not before the dog bites and tears away a piece of material from Kramers sleeve. Great poem. Have you seen that episode of Seinfeld?
God bless us all-MJG.
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Michael Elkin
(11/17/2008 8:43:00 PM) |
I have yet to see a situation which could not be impoved by a firearm
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Ruth Campbell
(1/30/2008 11:23:00 AM) |
Cute. I wonder how a mewing cat would sound along with the Moonlight Sonata.
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