Learn More

george albot


blonds are more! (' what ever')


What's blond and does not learn sorry listen
No better start again
What's blond and does not listen
Yes we are trying to thing now,
Right now go slow
What's ….blond ….and….does ….not….listen?
Answer
Get a mirror, and I don't mean the daily one!
Right now we have solved that
Let's see if we can tell the difference between
Talking and finishing or is it fishing?
Here is a question for you

Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
A. Cause you have to hollow out its head!

Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
A. 'Thanks for the refill! '

A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.
'Please state the nature of your emergency, ' says the operator.
'Help! My house is on fire! ' the blonde replies.
'Okay, where do you live? '
'In a house you silly billy! ' the blonde replies.
'No, no! How do we get there? ' the operator asks fustratedly.
'Duh! Big Red Truck! ! '

It pays to listen

XXX,

Submitted: Friday, February 08, 2013
Listen to this poem:

Do you like this poem?
0 person liked.
0 person did not like.

What do you think this poem is about?



Read this poem in other languages

This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.

I would like to translate this poem »

word flags

What do you think this poem is about?

Comments about this poem (blonds are more! (' what ever') by george albot )

Enter the verification code :

There is no comment submitted by members..

PoemHunter.com Updates

New Poems

  1. Standing, Dislocated Heart
  2. There Goes Life (Dust To Dust), Michael McParland
  3. Bluened Intellect, RoseAnn V. Shawiak
  4. Be ants, Rm.Shanmugam Chettiar.
  5. Sketching Patterns, RoseAnn V. Shawiak
  6. Assurance, Rm.Shanmugam Chettiar.
  7. Us Of A, Joe Muschaweck
  8. Don't be primitive, Aftab Alam
  9. Trophy Mother, Antonio Liao
  10. Accruing Factions Of Life, RoseAnn V. Shawiak

Poem of the Day

poet Ralph Waldo Emerson

Knows he who tills this lonely field
To reap its scanty corn,
What mystic fruit his acres yield
At midnight and at morn?

In the long sunny afternoon,
...... Read complete »

   

Trending Poems

  1. 04 Tongues Made Of Glass, Shaun Shane
  2. The Road Not Taken, Robert Frost
  3. Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night, Dylan Thomas
  4. Still I Rise, Maya Angelou
  5. If You Forget Me, Pablo Neruda
  6. All the World's a Stage, William Shakespeare
  7. I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, Maya Angelou
  8. Dirge, Ralph Waldo Emerson
  9. Daffodils, William Wordsworth
  10. Annabel Lee, Edgar Allan Poe

Trending Poets

[Hata Bildir]