Bri Edwards

Veteran Poet - 3,943 Points (some time ago / Earth, i believe)

Hair Between MyToes.............. [VERY SHORT; humor; eccentric individual]

I've got a lot of hair I hide...BENEATH my clothes,
not the least of which is...the hair BETWEEN my toes.
You may think it STRANGE I've got hair between my toes,
but what MY friends think is strange...IS that i wear clothes.
Perhaps someday soon...I'll have that toe hair WOVEN....
into socks to cover all FOUR.....of my big hooves (cloven) .

(February 17,2014)

Submitted: Monday, February 17, 2014
Edited: Monday, February 17, 2014

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a young PH friend [Goldheart Bird] was saying she couldn't think of a subject for her next poem. i suggested the 'hair between her toes'. well, she thought that was funny! hmmpph! that made me think that I should write the poem, so i DID! :) bri

good thing i look at the poems AFTER submitting them! i had submitted as 'Hair Between My Clothes'.

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  • Rookie - 27 Points Cassandra Jasmine (3/5/2014 11:04:00 AM)

    Really, Bri? Hair? Between your toes? That's the best you got? So silly! Where did you get that idea? Oh right, thanks to my sister, you're writing about toes and hair! Still, gave me a good laugh.: P (Report) Reply

  • Freshman - 1,035 Points Kanav Justa (3/1/2014 7:50:00 AM)

    hair bw your toes
    like a tree it grows, , ,
    and now everyone knows
    you have hair bw your toes..: P (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 19 Points Goldheart Bird (2/20/2014 7:12:00 PM)

    Hahaha, well if we have hair to hide (I got hair too, on my arm, yuck) that will be the reson we wear clothes. A little dumb of me hu? XD (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 12,690 Points Valsa George (2/18/2014 11:31:00 PM)

    Hi Bri
    So you call yourself an eccentric individual...! ! Don't say you have hair all over you... the followers of Darwin will abduct
    you and strip you to prove that there are still people evolving out of oran-utan! (Report) Reply

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