Atef Ayadi

Materering Masculinity For Man: Shaving 101

I learned shaving

First I watched
My dad ((I mean my/your/the other/
The night ice berg neighbor’s dad.

I mean,
Literally my dad!
From child hood (the first time I start to walk and see staff, fuzzi
Buzzi zozoo, stop kid…my kid bizoo zozoo..))

I watched my dad,
(in hours, put it!
Minimum,5000 wasted hours,
Curious kid watching his “”dad””

I personally,

as far as I remember,

I can give you
An idea where to start,
We are comfortable to
See the Uking forward not f forwarding

Picture of the
Blade…sheep, French made I think that time…
What he did
He bough a pack of
Rectangle shape
Two side blad
Thin enough to cut
Your feelings,
Your breath, and your Uking
Habits of Uking with sharp blades or nives…
(you will see that when you grow up,
just switch the term
nives to wifes, girl friends, friends, pets,
and your best
honey bee
bee jee
da da tell me about
your love
baby? ?


Now, once
I learned
(a statement to be proved and approved, cause there is situations where,
one Uk and still fight back….like me, I am analytical, and abstract
(math is picture of objects I want to understand how an kid artifact
works, all the U-or A-king beautiful idea a kid can come up with..)

but I can not weight right
my self….

Put it on the road…
No errors a la regle….bill me zen! !
(do not worry about the last part…”””me zen””
is a metalick long thick heavy for a kid
alignment with water surface…
so do not worry about…it is a different story…

now I shave
oil free
gas free
CO2 free
And safe
Free air…

Now I take my time
To shave
And finally
Look at myself
Facing my masculinity
In stages…

Now shaving
Meeting with myself
Dating myself
Kissing and eating myself

A voyage,
A space trip

A new Xbox
That format your
Brain if you loose
Vigit! !
And den


You buy it
And you throw it…

Cause it is a sea beef,
And you’re class…you stopped eating beef in the wrong space…
Right place…
You know if someone or ones
Want to scarify you…and throw you to the Tona fishes

They will ish your bones in five second and 17/100
And it is not a good score to qualify for the
Olympic….or to get you a two years
Liberal fine


Amrican two years unmowed
A broke up to a divorce case


and still can not get it….you wont
and never….i can see this luck if life

in your Uking head
your unsecure child
crying kid


Bay be
Be bee

French papa

Pow pay

Fire fire all the time
Type of kid
But some times he funni
I mean when he feel screwed…

Submitted: Friday, February 12, 2010
Edited: Friday, February 12, 2010

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