Alexander Shaumyan

Rookie - 22 Points (July 12,1962 / Moscow, Russia)

Politically Correct Christmas - Poem by Alexander Shaumyan

There is a Jesus fetus
And condoms on my tree,
Because today is Christmas-
And Christmas is PC.

My Santa is a lesbian,
Her skin is dark as night-
She came along with tranny Claus
With clitoral delight.

She promised free abortions,
Free tests for HIV,
While spreading guacamole
On my GBLT.

I thought I was in heaven,
I thought I was in hell,
When I heard Santa moaning
Hoe-moe with anal bells.

For Christmas is for giving
Your lover in the rear-
So rejoice my little ones
And spread the Christmas queer.


December 25,2013


Comments about Politically Correct Christmas by Alexander Shaumyan

There is no comment submitted by members..



Read this poem in other languages

This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.

I would like to translate this poem »

word flags

What do you think this poem is about?



Poem Submitted: Thursday, December 26, 2013

Poem Edited: Thursday, December 26, 2013


[Hata Bildir]