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Put It In The Bad Poem Section by Alessandra Liver

11/23/2008 8:43:54 AM
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Alessandra Liverani
( Wollongong, Australia)
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Put It In The Bad Poem Section
 
  I’ve been told to write a really bad poem
It goes against the grain but sometimes you gotta show ‘em
That you can write the baddest, the baddest of bad
In the bad poem section, you’ve got something to add

Now normally my poems perfectly rhyme and flow
They dance and they sing, a line would never end in apropos
They’re deep, so very deep that their bottom has never been found
In the deep and meaningful section is where they’re usually crowned

But just for a laugh, just for something different to do
I thought I’d write a poem which would get the kind of review
That you wouldn’t wipe your bum with, for fear of being contaminated
Write one for which the reviewers had only vitriolic hatred

So this is my offering to put in the bad poem section
I hope it gets added to many bad poem collections
But I’d like it to be known, I make this statement bold
That all my other poems are sheer solid gold!

(Sydney, Australia - 2007)

Alessandra Liverani


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Egal Bohen (4/17/2007 7:13:00 PM)
Sorry, you got a ten - you see it was not bad enough!
Egal..
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