Fred Barton

Shakespeare's Frustrated Lover - Poem by Fred Barton

I've tidied your parchments,
And cleaned up your quill,
Now i'm asking you nicely,
Make love to me Bill.

The critics will love it,
Dont worry your head,
Just take off your jerkin,
And jump into bed.

I've had about enough Will,
It's always the same,
I'm thinking about love-making,
You're thinking quatrains.

Look I've read all your sonnets,
Tragedy and farce,
And none of that excites me,
Like your pink little arse.

Comments about Shakespeare's Frustrated Lover by Fred Barton

  • Rookie - 0 Points Scarborough Gypsy (4/25/2005 9:14:00 AM)

    Makes me think of 'The Life Of Brian'. Nice one.

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  • Rookie Michael Shepherd (4/25/2005 7:17:00 AM)

    Wicked. I'd always wondered what jerkin off meant. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 0 Points Lee Ann Schaffer (4/25/2005 6:50:00 AM)

    Thank you! This gave me a very refreshing giggle. -and it's well done, too! (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Monday, April 25, 2005

Poem Edited: Monday, April 25, 2005

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