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11/22/2008 12:18:56 AM
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The Rules Of Cheese Racing
 
  1. All players must place their cheese on the BBQ at the same time.
2. Cheeses must not overlap.
3. After the initial throwing of the cheese onto the barbecue (the 'cast')
one poke of the slice (the 'poke') is permitted.
4. In cases of accidental overlap the offending cheeses must be repositioned as quickly as possible
5. No blowing/fanning the flames under your cheese.
6. The winning cheese is defined as the one whose reaches a fully inflated stage first.
7. Springing a leak does not automatically mean you have lost - it is possible for the hole to become sealed with melted cheese.
8. In the event of a draw, the tied cheese owners will race again.
9. Deliberate breaking of any of these rules will result in your cheese being disqualified and removed from the BBQ.

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Erin Dee (6/22/2008 3:36:00 PM)
this is not a poem.
Hema Kadir (4/4/2008 1:54:00 AM)
THE RULES ARE INTERESTING PAL!

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