Neil Milliner (Australia)

We cats are so superior,
That's why I am a cat
We don't bark our stupid heads off
Like those other dumb ding-bats
We don't run round and chase our tails
Or sit and beg for pats
We do not do what dumb dogs do
We are way too smart for that
We don't chase no Frisbees
Or fetch no stupid sticks
We do not fool with what's not cool
We don't do any tricks

We cats don't have a master
You can never own a cat
We cats will do just what cats do
And that's the end of that
I am going to my garden now
To have a real good time
Just give a yell, or ring a bell
When it's dinner time