Buddy Bee Anthony

Veteran Poet - 1,306 Points (Minneapolis Minnesota)

West Coast - Poem by Buddy Bee Anthony

Screw the West Coast
Won't be buying more shares, Joe
Screw the West Coast
and your cross-eyed stares, no.
Screw the West Coast,
I'm sorry but no go
Screw your snafu face
and your prickly head space.
What a crime,
I'm short on time
to whip you into shape.

Screw the West Coast.
With your bag of sticky
sweet and sour juju
Spinnin webs with fine spider's silk




Mess with this fly's head
I'll make a meal outta you
dip you in buttermilk

Screw the West Coast
You've put the perfect crime
in my East Coast mind


as I lie awake at night
You drew first blood
Now, get ready for
the fist fight of your life

Screw the West Coast.
At least the East Coast has some balls
Don't you boldly advertise
how you specialize
in lamo curtain calls

Screw the West Coast.
You didn't invent peace or love


What a farce, a bait and switch
Do you even know the meaning of these words?
If you don't want my kind around.
Then make your wish
you heartless witch
I get burnt and buried deeper in your murky ground
Screw the West Coast

You hem and haw how
I've been damming up your flow.

But, all you are or could ever be
is a nasty, slutty, ho
Don't ask about who I am
or where I go

Instead, ask yourself
those painful questions
who you are and what it is you do not know.

Screw the West Coast
I've tried to get a fix on you.
You're like some fourteen leveled Rubic's Cube
I've given up the quest to solve
the riddle that is you.
When I try all that happens
is my face turns crimson red
then a suffocating shade of blue

Screw the West Coast
Your cover has been blown
Read a book off my book list byatch
and get off your freakin phone

Screw the West Coast


your vivid colors got all smudged up.
Having skipped the day in school when the other kids
drank nectar from the loving cup

The schwag you are slingin.
The horse you've been bangin
With your junkie's flu
Your only claims to fame are seeing 'Stars
from huffing airplane glue
Screw the West Coast.

Buddy Bee Anthony


Comments about West Coast by Buddy Bee Anthony

  • Gold Star - 9,631 Points Mr. Nobody (5/28/2014 12:28:00 AM)

    You're rolin'! ! ! !
    I love it!
    Screw the WEst Coast!
    You almost sold me
    and then I remembered
    I live there! ! !

    Lot's of fun to your jewels!
    Those who don't
    are just fools! (Report) Reply

    0 person liked.
    0 person did not like.
Read all 1 comments »



Read this poem in other languages

This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.

I would like to translate this poem »

word flags

What do you think this poem is about?



Poem Submitted: Monday, May 5, 2014

Poem Edited: Wednesday, July 1, 2015


[Hata Bildir]