AaI Harvey

Rookie - -12 Points (13/07/80 / Cannock)

What Is Your Porn Name? Mine Is Snarf Shaw - Poem by AaI Harvey

What is your porn name?
Mine is Snarf Shaw.


What is your porn name?
Mine is Snarf Shaw.
Sounds pretty funky to me I guess,
So please feel free to tell me yours.


I don’t know what my porn name is!
Very well then, listen and I shall speak.


Take your first pet as your first name.
My first cat was called Snarf, Thundercats! Yey.
I loved that cartoon when I was a kid
And the internet version could be the funniest thing I have seen.
Liono swearing at Snarf and Panthro too;
I can’t remember what they said, because of the weed.


To get your porn surname,
Simply take your mothers maiden name.
The one she had before she married
And that shall be your porn surname.


My Mom was Shaw before marriage and us,
My brother and I. Our family are the people to trust.
People will always let you down,
But I guess even happy people have problems, so ignore my frown.


Snarf Shaw
That is me for sure.
My porn name, is a red cat;
If I’d named her Rik, then that would be fab.
My porn name would have been Rik Shaw,
A funny contraption invented by the poor.


I love porn. I am Snarf Shaw.
Ron Jeremy and others are my heroes, I love porn.
I love porn so bye, bye now, much love;
I love porn, I love porn, I love porn…
I am not obsessed with porn. 



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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, December 3, 2013



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