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New Boobs
 
  Something is lacking, I’m not attracting

My boobs are not as big as I want them to be

I want 36d


I’m not receiving enuff affection

Gonna get me a silicon injection

And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams


My social life is pathetic, I can’t find a man

When I need is cosmetic surgery

Be the best I can be


Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption

Who needs to diet when liposuction

Is painless and quick, local anesthetic


Now my body is a model, a flawless perfection

I most certainly will cause an erection

Wherever I go, but I still don’t know


The reason why I can’t find a mate

Guys I meet ejaculate

Then leave through the door,

I can’t take anymore




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