Bri Edwards Animals Poems

In the park for peoples' amusement……
were some workers with an accusement.
T'was on the merry-go-round
where they were all found,
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Piggy Parade, , , , [ Another Way Bri Edwards Interacts
With Farm Animals In Marshall, N. Carolina, U.S. of A. ]
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[added September 12, 2016, at the suggestion of PH member Stephen Katona, who claims his dad had a coughing fit after Steve read this aloud to
his 'dad' as his father was eating his porridge: 'WARNING: THIS POEM MAY ENDANGER YOUR HEALTH......choking hazard! ! ']
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Scarlet Tanager (Male) [ In County Park In New York State,1980s ]
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When God had created fishes for the Sea,
but not yet the roots of Mankind's family tree,
He proceeded to make insects and reptilians,
including snakes, which flicked tongues from their grins.
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Will cats raised in the Philippines, ………..growing up hearing Filipino,
understand cats raised "with" English, in the U.S. [ Nevada (Reno)]?
I've heard of parrots who parrot(?) , in English: "Polly wants a cracker! ".
But what of a parrot which NEVER says a ‘human word'?Is it a slacker?
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My wife asked me the other day
“Dear, why do sharks exist? ”
To try to answer that now,
all my brain’s power I must enlist.
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What good, Bill, will Harvard do me NOW.?
I'm just another Carolina serf** behind a plow.
Ah, yes, the piggies. Perhaps we need a cow?
Today I'll jump the fence & then 'jump' a SOW! !
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Why sure they are like humans; for me there is no doubt, …….
BUT my not-too-big nose is 'far from' ….what pigs call their snout.
And as humans mature we move NOT on four limbs, but, instead, on TWO,
BUT bulls rise up on hind legs RARELY, to do what they ……'have to' DO.
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[ WARNING! ! !


Twoweeks ago, as a reply to a Stuart Munro note,
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