Randy McClave Dating Poems

I filled out a dating questionnaire
And then I said a quick prayer,
While I was browsing the local dating site
I was trying to find a partner with all my might.
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Are we dating
Or are we just having sex,
Are you just waiting
Until I am another ex.
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Think first before you start dating
On your partner's beliefs first do a rating,
Especially on how they were reared and raised
And also how they were praised.
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