Arthur Guiterman Biography

The Antiseptic Baby and the Prophylactic Pup
Were playing in the garden when the Bunny gamboled up;
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The hippopotamus is strong
And huge of head and broad of bustle;
The limbs on which he rolls along
Are big with hippopotomuscle.
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Learn this now before you are older:
Don’t go through life with a chip on your shoulder,
Always aggrieved and ever offended,
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The tusks which clashed in mighty brawls
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.
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Amœbas at the start
Were not complex;
They tore themselves apart
And started Sex.

And Sex has ruled the earth
From then till this,
Producing ...
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