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41. Fart Button 7/1/2006
42. Fiona The Fair 5/31/2006
43. Flying Off Of Rooftops 2/27/2009
44. From A Dead Man's Point Of View 5/30/2006
45. Frozen In Eternal Night Our Bodies Lie Disparate 6/1/2006
46. Funniest Thanksgiving Ever! 11/23/2006
47. Furr Love 1/14/2012
48. Go And Do And Be 7/23/2008
49. Happy Dreams Of Murder 5/31/2006
50. Haunted Poodle Attack 11/5/2006
51. Her Face Calms Me 8/11/2008
52. Her Life Had Barely Begun 9/13/2007
53. High On Painkillers Or An Ode To Percodan And Vicodin 6/1/2006
54. Holiday In Hell, Isn'T It Swell? 5/30/2006
55. I Always Loved You Tracy, My Lord! 5/31/2006
56. I Am Poet, No More No Less 5/30/2006
57. I Cannot Die (Revised) 3/17/2007
58. I Hear Music When She Moves 9/25/2008
59. I Love You I Hate You 10/2/2007
60. I Want To Touch Your Heart 10/16/2008
61. I Will Even Love You When I'M Gone 7/1/2006
62. Ice Cream Dreams 10/2/2007
63. If I Am Ever Offered Your Heart 2/6/2008
64. If I Steal The Hearts Of A Million Girls 5/30/2006
65. Irene Had A Big Giant Heart, I Have None 6/1/2006
66. Iris' Belle Du Jour 6/19/2006
67. Jenny Looks Like Goldie 5/31/2006
68. Jill Grieves Over What She Perceives 7/20/2009
69. Joyless Kiss 5/30/2006
70. Just Leave Me Alone 7/15/2007
71. Kiss Away My Tears 6/4/2007
72. La Belle Sultane (Beaten To A Pulp By Dark Purple Flowers) 10/1/2006
73. Laura Said It Wasn'T Red 5/31/2006
74. Le Petit Mort (French Orgasm) 10/25/2008
75. Life Is Just A Parade 5/30/2006
76. Lily Burk 8/14/2009
77. Lips Eyes Face Thighs Summer Skies Teenage Sighs 6/18/2009
78. Lofty Lover 11/5/2006
79. Losing My Favorite Puppy 5/20/2009
80. Loss 2/13/2007

Comments about BEAU GOLDEN

  • Herbert 567 (1/28/2017 6:19:00 PM)

    Hello, I am in the middle of writing a film based on happy dreams of murder. Please email me at If you have any objections.

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  • Herbert 567 (1/28/2017 6:16:00 PM)

    I am writing a film about Happy Dreams of murder. It will not be plagiarised. I will credit this poem as its inspiration. If you have any objections please email me at

  • Herbert 567 (12/29/2016 7:00:00 PM)

    Hey I want to possibly make a film about this poem

Best Poem of BEAU GOLDEN

Happy Dreams Of Murder

I'll tell you what is wrong with me
I hope you will not weep
Happy dreams of marder are enchanting my nights sleep

Nothing wakes me late at night sedatives stopped all that
I wouldn't even wake up if you hit me with a bat
My dreams are filled with bloodshed the massacre won't stop
I can't restrain the pleasure i gain from spilling every drop

I've killed the guys who've pissed me off every worthless sot
Killed Franks, and Jeffs, and many Bobs, and a guy whose name was Lott
My method is machine gun as they lined up in their cue
Perhaps they are all lawyers ...

Read the full of Happy Dreams Of Murder

Joyless Kiss

When i first kissed you girl your mouth was open too wide
I felt like i could drive a semi truck inside
I looked down at your mouth and saw the septic hole
The odor coming out smelled like the toilet bowl
Your mouth had the taste of charred remains
I'd rather dine on decaying carcass monkey brains
Kissing you was like chewing on an old dish rag
I'd rather be kissing a colostomy bag

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