So Humans won't go extinct
I hope we're genetically linked
To a species more gentle, Perhaps elemental,
Overworked Mother Nature had blinked?
I'm Addicted to Alliteration!
I'm Hooked and How I know it!
Every Thought I Think, every Word I Write!
My Puny Puns all Show it!
Here Lies a Utilitarian,
who longs for no Heavenly Home,
but the way she hates waste,
it might be in good taste,
To Nature's Tree
What's left of Me...
My Ashes, you must Bring.
And Scatter wide, to seep inside
the Capitalist Tide will Raise All Boats!
What a Crock! A Cruel Hoax! A Fallacy!
We're Mired in Mortgage MUD!
On Foreclosure Flats!