So Humans won't go extinct
I hope we're genetically linked
To a species more gentle, Perhaps elemental,
Overworked Mother Nature had blinked?
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I'm Addicted to Alliteration!
I'm Hooked and How I know it!
Every Thought I Think, every Word I Write!
My Puny Puns all Show it!
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Here Lies a Utilitarian,
who longs for no Heavenly Home,
but the way she hates waste,
it might be in good taste,
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To Nature's Tree
What's left of Me...
My Ashes, you must Bring.
And Scatter wide, to seep inside
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the Capitalist Tide will Raise All Boats!
What a Crock! A Cruel Hoax! A Fallacy!
We're Mired in Mortgage MUD!
On Foreclosure Flats!
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Mother Nature was in a quandry.
She was overwhelmed with laundry
'cause this up-and-coming Species
Was so careless with it's feces!
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Our Sexy Relations
So Humans won't go extinct
I hope we're genetically linked
To a species more gentle, Perhaps elemental,
Overworked Mother Nature had blinked?
Can't be she intended that we'd be descended
From beings with murderous genes!
In the struggle for survival Some came to the arrival
That there were more pleasurable means
With keen observation, We found a relation:
It's a Chimp that makes Love and not war!
This DNA's Spiral is bound to go viral!
And the BONOBO's traits we'll Adore!
As I've hoped and suspected, I believe we're connected!
Pleasure-seeking just can't be a Sin!
With genital-rubbing, 'stead of bashing and clubbing,
it's the BONOBO that I want for my Kin!