Cindy Christmas

Your eyes are wide open, but still you're blind, because you can't see your happiness,

And I think it's because you're filled with bitterness.
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Finding True Love Is Very Difficult.

Most Relationships End Because Of Assault.
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If My Face Was Deform, Would You Say, That I Was Ugly?
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Ms. Divorce Saw You And Your Man,

Walking Down The Street, Holding Each Other's Hand.
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Baby, Us Breaking Up Won't Be Necessary.
Plus, Breaking Up Ain't In Our Vocabulary. 
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I Have A Question So Please Sit And Be Silent. 
My Question Is Why Are People In The World So Violent?  
Why Are People Filled With So Much Anger?  
Why Do We Hate And Kill Each Other?
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They don't want you to excel,
Because they don't want you to do well,
They don't want to help one another,
They rather pull down each other,
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Don't put that key in that ignition,
Don't you dare start that engine,
Because you're too drunk to drive a convertible,
So get from behind the wheel of that vehicle,
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Jason was driving his Bugatti,
He had just left a party,
He was intoxicated because he drank too much liquor,
When he lost control of the vehicle and hit Heather,
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Your Honor, don't believe the things they say,
Because I do not have Dengue,
I don't carry Chikungunya,
And I don't know what the heck is Zika,
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You're like their favorite series,
Or one of their favorite celebrities,
Because to them you are entertaining,
That why they can't stop watching
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Do you and her still sex?
Is that why you are still friends with your ex?
Because you all don't have any children,
And she is no longer your woman.
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You went to University,
So you could study,
To get your Degree,
With the intention of making more money,
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He Has A Big Plane, But He Is Not A Pilot,
And Even When He Tries To Fly The Plane, He Doesn't Know How To Land It.
He Might Be Able To Get It Up In The Air,
But He Doesn't Even Know What To Do, When He Gets It Up There.
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He's All That And A Bag Of Chips.

I Like Him And He Likes Me, But We Both Are In Relationships.
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Your Husband Told You That He Is Going Out Of Town, But He Went Over Ms. Divorce's House To Get Down.
See, He Told Ms. Divorce That He Cheats On You, Because You Are Not Satisfying Him Sexually.

He Told Ms. Divorce That When You Guys Got Married, He Became Unhappy.
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My Heart Is Heavy With This Burden,
But I Will Forgive You, Instead Of Getting Even,
So Towards You I Will Not Hold A Grudge,
And I Will Try My Best Not To Judge,
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I Took His Car Key,
And I Called A Taxi,
Because I Knew He Wasn't Able,
To Drive His Vehicle.
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He Said, "Baby, I'm Guilty,
And Truly Sorry."
"I Slept With Another Woman,
And Now I'm Hoping To Be Forgiven,
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It's a relaxation,
Kind of medication.
It helps you breathe properly,
It's good for obesity.
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