Cleetus Hump

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One night my maa and my paa thought it'd be a goood idea if they's did some hankering and some pankering and sooo a few months lataa I was borned, Cleetus J Hump. My paa who was also my uncle soon shot my maa cos she dint like how he playd gameses with the piggiees. I ain't a thinking dat there's aany problemms with that there but ah it was onnly my great auntee/maa, i got another dozen of eem so yeeah.)

The Best Poem Of Cleetus Hump

Last Time

When was the last time
that I got to eat slime
Why in the hell must I eat
some townees feet.

I just miss slime

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