Cleetus Hump Poems

When was the last time
that I got to eat slime
Why in the hell must I eat
some townees feet.
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Me and my banjo
Me and my banjo
I'm a doin sum fingerpickin
but damn it's on a chickin
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Oh Crickmore...give me more
Quick..quick..more..more
Yes yes quicker oh great Cricker
Yes Cricker let's go quicker
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Lady folk, lady folk
One day I woke
and I din't like em
cos they weren't no more fun
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One morning I saw some townees
'What in the hell you doing? '
I said and they said nutin
so I threatened to shoot em
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